The Bored Soothsayer 4

The Bored Soothsayer

… talks about Alfred (4)

A statement everyone must remember while reading this text: Alfred is a very good friend of mine. He is very intelligent, very supportive, very… sleepy. In addition to that, I just know that he would one day love to read something about himself. Here’s to my friend, Alfred.

Today, I again am bored. What’s new? I know I have caused a leak on a container of laughing gas in my last entry, which have reached a couple of my readers here on facebook and wordpress. And I don’t intend to do the same with today’s entry, because bear in mind that we’re talking of such a very good, smart, amazing, friend. Shit! I’m running out of adjectives for you (that’s why I decided to erase them. HAHA)

Anyway, I know Alfred has been waiting for this because I promised him this one. But I’m not a genie. I play a soothsayer, and as someone who can see the future, this time is perfect. So now it is time to reveal proofs of Alfred’s goodness, how much he wanted this entry and et cetera:

START OF CONVERSATION

He always makes a point to remember you in the weirdest ways (HAHAHA)

alfred_durst05: i need to make samok you

triwe_op1: hahahahaha salamat!

alfred_durst05: okei

triwe_op1: game

alfred_durst05: hindi ako nagbuzz kasi i don’t need you ———- at lumabas ang tunay na kulay

alfred_durst05: haha’

alfred_durst05: siyet

alfred_durst05: savaw

triwe_op1: aryt

alfred_durst05: aryt

He only admits that he is updated with things around him to his friends:

alfred_durst05: panoorin mo

alfred_durst05: ung brazilian

alfred_durst05: na scandal ———- why of all the news, this caught his attention? (HAHAHA)

alfred_durst05: meron na

triwe_op1: hahahahaha uv been watching those na pla! hahaa

alfred_durst05: opcors

triwe_op1: hahahhaha “pervert of the highest kind” hahahaha )

alfred_durst05: lol

alfred_durst05: salamat salamat

alfred_durst05: napakabait mo dude

triwe_op1: always

triwe_op1: never doubted

triwe_op1: )

alfred_durst05: yes

alfred_durst05: pero panget ung vid

triwe_op1: clap clap clap :-bd

alfred_durst05: B-)

But then, he always manages to be himself — bored and boring (LAUGHS)

triwe_op1: what’s up fred? unsay bag-o sa imo?

alfred_durst05: wala

triwe_op1: boring ka pa rin talaga. In addition to bored.

alfred_durst05: lol

alfred_durst05: boring pala ako?

alfred_durst05: okei okei ———- Inamin din.

alfred_durst05: sarap eh

alfred_durst05: relax lang

alfred_durst05: walang ginagawa

alfred_durst05: lol

Alfred and his thoughts on blogging about him (Read between the lines HAHAHA)

triwe_op1: yes. this conversation is interesting. I myt blog about this one. hahahah )

alfred_durst05: aw

alfred_durst05: WAG

alfred_durst05: ANSAMA MO MAGBLOG ———- a paradox :)

alfred_durst05: nabasa ko ung kay stan

alfred_durst05: isiyet ka

triwe_op1: Ndi naman ako masama. ———- a euphemism

alfred_durst05: soo meaaannnn

alfred_durst05: MEAANN ———- trying to spell “mean” again

triwe_op1: lemme refer u back to what u jst said a few mins ago

alfred_durst05: ay

alfred_durst05: SERG

alfred_durst05: OKAY NA

alfred_durst05: aalis pala ako

triwe_op1: this is what u said:—–> Alfred de Leon: napakabait mo dude

alfred_durst05: )

alfred_durst05: tol

alfred_durst05: CGE

alfred_durst05: CGE NALANG

triwe_op1: o cge… natakot ka lang na-iblog kta

triwe_op1: hahahhaa

triwe_op1: )

alfred_durst05: ISHLOW

alfred_durst05: ndi mo nagets

alfred_durst05: OKEI KOKEI

triwe_op1: uu… hahahhaa:))

triwe_op1: Cge see u sa moon!

alfred_durst05: COOL

triwe_op1: wait and see…. )

Alfred on pursuing a different career

alfred_durst05: cge

alfred_durst05: para sayo

alfred_durst05: mag astronaut ako

triwe_op1: oo… alien na kasi ako

alfred_durst05: oo

alfred_durst05: i agree

Alfred and his foreign language

triwe_op1: merci beaucoup

alfred_durst05: leche

triwe_op1: why? como ca va?

alfred_durst05: teka teka

alfred_durst05: aalahanin ko foreign lang ko

alfred_durst05: hmmmm

triwe_op1: french

triwe_op1: )

alfred_durst05: jap foreign lang ko eh

alfred_durst05: magkkaintindhan ba tayo ng ganoon?

triwe_op1: ahhh. magkaintndhan kau ng mga student ko. )

alfred_durst05: oo

alfred_durst05: sign language

alfred_durst05: astig

triwe_op1: ah…. yeah

Alfred on blogging again

triwe_op1: thanks for this conversation. This will be great material )

alfred_durst05: lol

alfred_durst05: takte

alfred_durst05: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

alfred_durst05: ^:)^

triwe_op1: i won’t write anything bad. Im not like you )

alfred_durst05: lol

alfred_durst05: asa

alfred_durst05: agaiinn..

alfred_durst05: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Alfred  answering a very decent question, and et cetera (eat your heart out)

triwe_op1: Eto nlng: anong gusto mong malaman ng mga tao tungkol sau? )

alfred_durst05: sps

alfred_durst05: sos ———- this says a lot about him

alfred_durst05: wala

triwe_op1: aryt. And then I’l make something up )

alfred_durst05: sos

alfred_durst05: sos

alfred_durst05: sos

alfred_durst05: sos

alfred_durst05: sos

alfred_durst05: sos

triwe_op1: SOS? as in help o the different sos?

triwe_op1: huh?

alfred_durst05: oo

alfred_durst05: sos

triwe_op1: sos aryt

triwe_op1: i’ll be writing that down

alfred_durst05: aw

triwe_op1: sorry fred. Im just bored.

alfred_durst05: labo pa din

alfred_durst05: takte

alfred_durst05: wooooooo

triwe_op1: thats a good one… You’re gving urself a bad image )

alfred_durst05: ha?

alfred_durst05: ket?

triwe_op1: wala lang

alfred_durst05: you so labo

alfred_durst05: meehnn

triwe_op1: labo? me?

triwe_op1: please…. hahaha

alfred_durst05: yes

triwe_op1: sige labo mo rin hahaha para fair

alfred_durst05: oo

alfred_durst05: i agree

alfred_durst05: )

triwe_op1: yey

Alfred, the paranoid (note that this was the time during the third entries of the BS)

alfred_durst05: siyet you

alfred_durst05: i saw someting

triwe_op1: what?

alfred_durst05: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

triwe_op1: what did u see? )

alfred_durst05: SOMETHING

alfred_durst05: may nagpop up sa baba

alfred_durst05: shet

triwe_op1: awwww…

triwe_op1: unsa diay to?

alfred_durst05: WALA WALA

triwe_op1: paranoid!

alfred_durst05: OO

alfred_durst05: CGE

alfred_durst05: PARANOID NA

triwe_op1: paranoid… at…. malabo!

alfred_durst05: OO

alfred_durst05: MALABO PA

alfred_durst05: lol

alfred_durst05: babasahin ko un mamaya ———- babasahin din pala.

alfred_durst05: takte

alfred_durst05: wala ka taalaga  magawa

triwe_op1: o cge… uu… walang magawa… )

triwe_op1: pasenxa

alfred_durst05: noooooo

alfred_durst05: why meeee

triwe_op1: geh… alis muna ako… para may magawa na naman

triwe_op1: hahahaha

triwe_op1: you?

alfred_durst05: okei okei

triwe_op1: how xur na you? hahaha

triwe_op1: )

triwe_op1: feeler

triwe_op1: )

alfred_durst05: okei

END OF CONVERSATION

WORD TALLY:

JUST KIDDING.

PREDICTIONS: Alfred will either go to the comments box and write something OR message me on YM to thank me. Others will soon read this and try to laugh, even though this isn’t funny. In addition, I have some pieces of advice to Alfred’s girl friend (should I write the plural) or soon-to-be (insert proper name here): Never ever attempt to wake him up, and never show him the news because he always focuses on the you-know-what (please add definition here after smiley) . If you want to flatter him, try blogging about him.  And if you really want to understand him, LEARN his foreign language. See Fred? I don’t write anything bad.

… sorry Fred, I know I’m a good friend that’s why I did this. I know you wanted this. (Laughs.)

Fourth Entry: Alfred Justin de Leon— A visit by you to us (what?). It’s the only kapalit for a delete.

Finally, kasabot ka’g joke? Plus P.S. This is all a joke. But please, define joke.