The Bored Soothsayer 3

The Bored Soothsayer

… talks about Shalom 2007 and Sir Pontejo (3)

I’m not on a mission to write about all my friends. It would have to depend whether you’re interesting or not. Criteria please. Nahhh!

Anyway, I scanned my yearbook and found a lot of oddities. For one, I’m not sure if I should be its editor in chief. I mean, I don’t think I deserve it because I didn’t really work for it. Well, except for the photos you see that I try to cut things out. But I must say, the yearbook was almost a complete mess. ALMOST.

But then I also found some things that can remind us so well of what happened in high school, and errr… just refer to the photos. I got to stop blabbering, or else Alfred would have something to say again. And yeah, I promised I’d write about him soon. But that has got to wait. I can’t put my life on hold for such nonsense crap. HA-HA-HA. (Who’s malabo now?)

To my friends, reminisce. 

Look at the middle photo with Alfred, Brandon, Tobby, Charles, and Cecilio. But wait, there’s another one with Tobby, Hechel, Cyril, Charles, Alfred, and Adam.

But no one was able to beat this: Hechel’s face

Have you seen the class Zorro, yet?

Arjay’s the name. J Leftmost. And Ankur’s reply? Fuck you. hahaha

The next two would be achievement absurdity.

THE SSG picture:

The Quest Picture: Poor kid.

The lacking Class Prophecy and Last Will and Testament. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk

What about Garci’s forehead, Arjay’s descriptions (which are all synonymous in a way), and Dan’s… errr… days. Hahaha

Usually, parents would be the ones to get the certificate of their child on stage, but there was one in the yearbook that was… different

What do you remember about our previous principal? The Bored Soothsayer: She looks like a tardy slip to me.

What’s so wrong with these 3? The Bored Soothsayer: I dunno. You decide.

What about these 2? The Bored Soothsayer: Errr. Lovers?

What about Mrs. Salazar? The Bored Soothsayer: Oh my god! Physics. (I remember how she would say this with choreography)

What about Sir Lim? The Bored Soothsayer: Debit and credit and the saliva he transferred to Kay-kay’s paper. EEEEWWWW Swine Flu

And finally, what about Mr. Pontejo? The Bored Soothsayer: The Joker!

Predictions: Sir Pontejo might be the next Joker… if he decides to grow his hair longer, color it, and put some chalk on his face, some charcoal, and then put on some yellow false teeth (but first he has to take out all his teeth), and then as a finishing touch, he can take some of Mrs. Allen’s lipstick and go crazy. As for the others, I don’t have any predictions.

… sorry yearbook and Sir P., I just had to do it. I had no choice. (Laughs.)

Third Entry: Yearbook and Sir P. — $5 payment. I accept gifts. J

I’m just bored and I miss a lot about high school. Truth be told, this is all a joke.

BUT DEFINE JOKE.

P.S. I predict you will be looking at your yearbook and then check these photos because mine are too blurry.